I think one of the most unfortunate things I heard this Christmas season was from my aunt:
We'll have to put your Christmas cookies in a blender with some milk.
They say Christmas is the time of year for sharing, for learning, and for loving. I didn't think that meant sharing my face with the linoleum, learning to handle myself in an emergency, and loving my girlfriend for holding my lost tooth and driving me to the dentist.
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